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Nightlight: A Parody
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MSRP
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$12.56
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03/20/2025, 12:19 AM ESTItem Information
MSRP:
MSRP is a sample online retail price.
$12.56
Brand:
Vintage
Condition:
Brand New
Description:
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send- up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places. Read more
Model:
9780307476104
Lot Code:
WBS3116223
Width:
5.1 inches
Depth:
0.5 inches
Weight:
0.3 pounds
Length:
7.9 inches
Additional Info:
Brand New
Pickup Location:
1825 Webster Street, Dayton OH 45414
Warehouse Location:
E7
Auction Number
WBS2500891
